Think for a while … what do you think could have happened if one of these 2 crazy headed people in Pele and Maradona became the president of FIFA? Here I satirically look at the possible things that could happen if Pele or Maradona become the president of FIFA….
Things that may happen if Pele becomes the president of FIFA …
1) Every single Brazilian youngster will be officially nicknamed as the 'New Pele'.
2) Shortage of DVD, and possibly FIFA will record financial loss due to high expense of making DVDs. We all know how Pele thinks about himself as the best. And few days back he promised Messi of sending a 'free' DVD of Pele’s goals so that Messi can see and learn from PELE. And when PELE will become the president of FIFA, he will make sure that every single player in this world gets his DVD for free to watch and learn. (...a very big number..right? ).
3) Maradona will get legal notice because of the 'Hand of God' goal, hence will be excluded from FIFA honorary list
4) Calling someone as 'Legend' without 3 world cups and 1000+ goals will be considered as a crime by FIFA.
5) The name 'Pele' will be patented as Pele's parent's product.
6) Pele will return from retirement, and as a part of morning exercise he will score 100 goals in a mini goalpost, and they will be counted. So he will forever be the top scorer of all time.
Things that may happen if Maradona becomes the president of FIFA …
1) Pele will be labeled as a psycho, hence he can't attend/comment on anything about football
2) Aguero, as he is Maradona’s son-in-law, will be allowed to play for any club Aguero wants, and he will be allowed to change club whenever he wants, clubs can't say no to him. Furthermore, wages should be as what Aguero asks for, not what the club decide.
3) All Argentine players will have to consult with Maradona before transfer, and clubs will have to take whoever he recommends.
4) Officially no tactics can be involved in game. Coaches can smoke HAVANA cigars in VIP box.
5) Messi will be declared as 2nd best player of all time just behind Maradona himself, Pele won’t even be there on the top 100 players of all time list.
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